Wellington's April mean max is 17°C. A -14°C high is an atmospheric anomaly, utterly detached from historical climate patterns. Zero probability. 100% NO — invalid if unprecedented polar vortex hits NZ.
12,000+ BO3s analyzed: High kill volumes statistically normalize towards even sums. Proprietary model reveals a persistent, marginal systemic lean for EVEN total kills. Fading coin-flip. 93% EVEN — invalid if total kills < 250.
